"So I see Jay Leno is asking the judge in the Michael Jackson case to tell him if a gag order can stop him from telling jokes about the case on his show. But you know, the only thing really stopping Leno from making jokes about the case is the fact that he's no longer funny.

That millionaire Steve Fossett just completed the first solo around-the-world non-stop flight. He was also the first man to circumnavigate the globe in a hot air balloon. Either he's the gutsiest adventurer around, or he just has the world's largest bladder.

It wasn't all easy for him, though. He had a fuel supply scare at one point during the flight. But luckily he solved that fuel problem by using tail winds, instead of taking the Bush administration's advice to invade Iraq.

Well, we're all getting ready for Martha Stewart to get out of prison. It may happen as early as tomorrow, even though she's not scheduled to be released from prison until Sunday. I guess the other inmates have all suffered enough.

Now when she gets out, she'll still be under house arrest for another 5 months. She won't be able to go on trips or even visit her offices, but she will be able to do the things she enjoys most, like cooking, gardening, and yelling at people over the phone.

So I see the Wichita City Council fired the accused "BTK killer" Dennis Rader from his city job today, not because of the charges against him, but because he's failed to show up for work or call in sick since his arrest. The rest of the nation's serial killers are taking this as a warning to do all their murdering on their own time.

Meanwhile, the accused BTK killer's church is NOT throwing him out or relieving him of his leadership position. The church's pastor says while there's clear evidence Rader tortured and killed several people, he still hasn't done anything really terrible, like support gay marriage.

Good night folks, speak to you tomorrow!"