"So they let Martha Stewart out of prison last night. I know the feds were supposed to use an ankle bracelet to follow her every movement during her house arrest, but now they can do that just by watching CNN.

Really folks, this wall-to-wall Martha coverage is ridiculous. But I guess the news media is choosing to stick with an easy story like this instead of trying to figure out the whole Social Security thing.

Speaking of that, President Bush isn't giving up on trying to convince Americans his plan to change Social Security will work. He's going to take his fight to the people in the coming weeks. But unless he can find a way to blame the Social Security shortfall on gay marriage, I think he's out of luck.

In other news out of Washington, President Bush named a real scientist, Stephen Johnson to head the EPA. That means he's not only the first professional scientist to head the agency, he's also the first person to run the EPA who wasn't a professional criminal.

And finally, the U.S. economy added an impressive 262,000 jobs in February. But it's only because most of the nation's gas stations now need more help adjusting the prices higher on all those signs.

Have a great weekend folks!"